Sweetness, cheapness
2007 July 25
There are times when my familiar feeling of mild disappointment at not being a beautiful woman becomes a little bit more acute. Usually it involves market stalls and semi-grotesque floral patterns.


There are times when my familiar feeling of mild disappointment at not being a beautiful woman becomes a little bit more acute. Usually it involves market stalls and semi-grotesque floral patterns.


Oh honestly, Ross, isn’t it enough just being a beautiful man? You’ve been granted all of the grace with none of the burdens of high heels.
And that impish grin. Women can’t get away with that sort of thing, you know.
I think you might be able to pull those dresses off better than a lot of beautiful women I know, beautiful Ross.