My Garden
February 25, 2008
Aquatic snails: they have a great sense of comic timing, and they know how to pose.
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I once stole snails from my neighbours pond and put them in the fishtank. They took care of the cleaning, making life easy for me. I told my mum I found them in the stream in the field. She believed it at first. Until the neighbours mentioned to her that all the snails in their pond had spontaneously migrated. I was forced to return them. Probably a very nice trip for the snails. Like dining at a new restaurant for a night. How was I to know that small talk could involve the absence of snails? I nearly got away with it. Perhaps I should write a song about it.
Anyway, the point is, WHEN DO I GET YOUR ALBUM FATTY?
Allegedly 29th April, Thinny.
I would’ve preferred skinny, thicko.
I can’t wait. And yet I will.