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Toronto vs. Jonny Opinion: How our man fell down the hole

March 10, 2008

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Jonny (A) attempted to scale the ice-hillock (B).

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However, a stream of water (C) flowing beneath the ice had caused the hillock to be hollow (D).

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The ice at the very top of the hillock was the most fragile and the least able to support the weight of a human being, whatever his opinions may be.

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Curiously, Jonny didn’t fall vertically down into the hollows of the ice-bank, but stumbled and landed in a perfectly horizontal position, face-downwards. As I was walking behind him, my view of my friend as he lay fallen was exactly the view I might have had had I chosen to shoot him in the bkac of the head with a pistol, from a distance of eight yards or so.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. March 11, 2008 2:45 pm

    This is better and more accurate than it would have on youtube.
    Wait til you see the sort of crap that turns up in my documentary.

  2. Heather permalink
    March 12, 2008 5:43 pm

    Such are the hazards of the North American tundra.

  3. March 17, 2008 6:32 pm

    So I suppose in the case of Toronto versus Jonny Opinion, we chalk one up to Toronto, yes? Hee.

  4. March 17, 2008 6:37 pm

    Yes, but Jonny later equalised by walking underground and making everybody like him.

  5. March 20, 2008 7:44 am

    Why am I not surprised?

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